LIMITED TIME - Bidet That Shit Tee

  • $34.99
    Unit price per 


You survived thanks to your cunning wit. Now your cunning wit is telling you to buy this tee!

Besides being hilarious, this t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

Plus, your purchase helps The Lady Alliance support the Center of Disaster Philanthropy's COVID-19 Response Fund!

Proceeds from our LIMITED TIME ONLY - TOILET PAPER TEES will go to the Center of Disaster Philanthropy's COVID-19 Response Fund, helping support preparedness, containment, response and recovery activities for those affected.

These tees specifically help our first responders who are risking themselves - and their families - to combat this pandemic.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30